In response to the defamatory suggestions made yesterday about possible nefarious deeds committed by #storagellama and #brendathecivildisobediencepenguin, they have taken the drastic step of taking all the cat toys hostage. This escalation is deeply concerning. Continue reading Day 19

All is well. #sebastianaral has arrived on the scene bearing a smelly sock, the mere presence of which was enough to get #matildaekaterin back on her feet. She went for a brief walk to clear her head and returned wondering why all the fuss over a little bit of sunbathing? (Editorial aside: Sebastian! Why are you stealing my sock?) Continue reading Day 18 continued

Quelle horreur! What dastardly deed has here been done? Did #brendathecivildisobediencepenguin flap her flippers for freedom a little too furiously? Has #matildaekaterin, the matriarch of the feline family, been bludgeoned by #bedroomdoorbear? Did #storagellama slip her something suspicious? Only #owlsandbag was on the spot to observe and he looks a little overwhelmed. To be continued… Continue reading Day 18

Rumours have been circulating about trouble brewing. Our great leader #jarvisgaleni is determined to get to the bottom of this! He persuades #bedroomdoorbear to spill the beans. “No, not up there, over there!” “Up on the…no not the ceiling! The…sigh…never mind.” #matildaekaterin denies any knowledge and doesn’t appreciate being interrogated every time she walks through the door. Jarvis wonders who else he can ask. #owlsandbag, engaged in the Very Important Job of keeping the door open, stays silent and does not share what he has seen. And oh, #owlsandbag has Seen Things, has he ever. Continue reading Day 12

#bedroomdoorbear and #trenchcoatangel are back! But wait, who is this holding the rapt attention of #storagellama #unibasketcorn and their companions? Oh no! It’s #brendathecivildisobediencepenguin streaming rainbow light behind her and calling on all stuffed and woven citizens to challenge the power of the clawed ones! Continue reading Day 10

I’m not quite sure what is happening here. Has Jarvis defected to the basket side? Or has he dragooned #unibasketcorn and #storagellama into his own private army? Will he ride into battle astride a woven one or is he more likely to curl up inside and go to sleep? Also, what are they all looking at? Continue reading Day 7

The plot thickens. It seems #unibasketcorn has been recruiting allies and has been joined by the disaffected #bedroomdoorbear who resents being expected to look after piles of correspondence and having cardigans dumped on his head. It is a little unclear whether #storagellama plans to participate in the coming conflict or is just here as an observer. The angel on its shoulder is perhaps a hopeful sign. The boys have retreated to the safety of the tea shelves baskets, while Matilda has decided that no one woven or stuffed is going to deprive her of the warm and comfy spot between … Continue reading Day 5

I have taken various meds and gone to bed. I can’t decide if #jarvisdisapproves or it’s just that he’s decided he needs to keep an eye on the #unibasketcorn Continue reading Day 3

Don’t blink. #unibasketcorn #jarvisgaleni #sebastianaral #matildaekaterin Continue reading Day 2

Matilda and Jarvis groomed and snoozed without a care in the world. Little did they know that they were being watched. The #unibasketcorn lurked under the tea shelves thinking dark thoughts about the misuse of feline teeth and claws. Though, to be fair, it was Sebastian who was chewing those delicate woven ears earlier this morning. Continue reading Day 1