Sam: Right, just let me get comfy here *knead knead knead knead knead* You weren’t using those boobs for anything important were you?
Me: Sit down you loopy cat, I can’t see the keyboard.
Sam: I only sat down because I wanted to you know.
Me: Fine, just don’t move, I’m blogging this.
Extra points if you can identify the Giant Microbes in the glass bowl behind me.
(photos taken with my laptop’s webcam)